It's dark outside.
There's snow on the ground.
And now, apparently, I'M a vampire.
And so is my "lover" (I don't know the dude in real life....I don't even think I've ever seen him before).
We're sliding down the hill on this weird giant metal shield-like thing.
Then we come to this building.
We go inside.
And suddenly my lover's dad is with us. He tells us to be cautious because it's dangerous inside.
My lover tells me to carry the shield and cover my face with it.
So I do. Then this weird guy comes and starts sniffing everything.
He spots us trying to get as far back against the wall as possible.
He pulls the shield away from me.
And I slide down on this mattress below.
So does my lover.
And his Dad to the next one over.
Then all of a sudden we are out of danger.
And we're waiting to go in somewhere.
my lover pulls me close.
We start, like, making out or something (which is kind of weird given the place we're in).
Then I push myself off him and hit him.
Then we both start laughing.
Next thing I know, we're back at the house. (It's a house I used to live in that I often refer to as the "Hell House")
My Mom's upstairs.
So I go up to her.
She's inspecting her not so flat stomach in the mirror.
Then she looks at me and says "Great, so I'm stuck fat like this for all eternity."
Then she says "And it's too bad you can't produce any Grandbabies for me."
We start walking down the stairs.

And then I wake up.