I’m walking down a sidewalk in the middle of town when I see an elderly woman picking herself up off the ground near the curb on the other side of the road.
I go to help her up and she tells me how she had an argument with George W, Bush while waiting to cross the road. Then I witness the actual event. She proceeds to walk across the road and W gets into his vehicle, which resembles a four door sedan, and chases her to the point of her falling. Sensing people are watching, he backs up and drives off, not completing the actual run-over.

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