Weird dream. It had two parts but I forgot the first one, oh well.

I was sitting on a bench in a sort of giant blue tent. I was monologuing to myself about how I wanted to do something big(like sports or get into the army) and how I would do anything for it. I looked outside while thinking about what I was getting into. I was going in a army training camp for sports or something. Outside, a bunch of boys were playing soccer. There wouldn't be any girls in the camp.

The tent was actually a sort of inflatable tent. The fabric it was made of was blue and black(dark grey). It had many sections and rooms which were all connected. I was close to the door of the tent and there was a window(transparent plastic) were I was looking at the guys.

Time skip! I was now a guy I think(or I was disguised as a guy) and I wanted to show the other guy in front of me my stuff. We both jumped and smashed each other's chest together like they do in football. We both landed then something fell out of his pants. It looked like a rock but I knew it was a cockroach. Then the guy said: "You just had to hit my [insert name of a non-existent body part]."

Another scene skip! I was now a girl that looked like Marilyn Monroe. I was with my friend that looked like a girl from Grease with black hair. I think we were kicking roaches as far as we could, it was a new sport or something. Then, she and I started a fight because we thought we were better then the other. But we ended up forgiving each other and then...

Next scene skip, I was on the computer looking at the screen and I was Marilyn Monroe, that girl with black hair singing "Row row row your boat ently down the stream..." while and cockroach was crawling around. But everything was in birght neon colors and I was a gif.

Weird. And I woke up with that song stuck in my head!