Okay. This dream is recent. I know I usually use as proper grammar as I can, but I am copying this from a chat session with a friend, and well... It's pretty plain to say the least. I think I can explain the snakes a little, but after that I'm lost.

I was at bartlett (my school), but it wasn't really the Bartlett we know. The classes were totally weird. Mrs. Barkley (a teacher of mine) taught some kind of art for super heroes class. I was running around trying to get to all these classes that I knew, even in the dream, I didn't have. So the last class I think I went to was hardly a class. There was this random guy as a teacher, and he was wearing a tux and there were lots of snobby-looking people around, sitting in chairs just outside the room. He was trying to make a good impression on them. He was going to let them in his class and observe it. But I talked to him and he told me cheerfully to get in there and help out or something, like he knew me and was expecting this. I changed clothes and snuck in the room, but there was nobody in there. None of the other students had bothered showing up. And the only ones I remember seeing were furry blue monsters.

So I guess it all worked out all right, cuz it kind of faded out and the next thing I remember was being next to a field on the side of the road because we had been told it was filled with man-eating snakes, and we had to do something involving the snakes. I was with a bunch of random guys from Bartlett. They were running across the field cuz we had to get to the other side. But the snakes were striking out at them and dragging them down like a scene from Jurassic Park. I thought they were idiots for not just walking around the field since it was clearly marked off and not exactly huge. But I felt kind of in a semi-excited, semi-numb haze and I followed after them, not wanting to be left behind. I avoided the snakes.

Then I saw a field connected to the one we were in. There was a yellow sign on the border between the two. It was like a street sign but I don't know what it said. In this field, you could walk any kind of pet imaginable. I imagined a giraffe and I think a monkey on leashes and stuff. I then saw an alligator or crocodile with a collar and leash. It was running around in the tall grass, jumping up to catch snakes. I think. I thought, I want that thing. It's killing snakes.

So the next thing I know, I'm in my own backyard with the pet alligator on his leash and he's pouncing on pythons like my dogs chase squirrels. I let him go cuz he's so strong, and he just has a blast chasing giant snakes around my backyard, killing them and then carrying them around proudly in its mouth like a dog before it sees the next one and gallops off again.

I think I saw the snakes because of an email my mom sent me about this python that had been eating some guy's sheep. But the rest of it is beyond me.