I slept for 9 hours last night before getting up for work at 4:30, but when I woke up I remembered this dream I had. I typed it out really quickly when I was half asleep so it may have grammar errors and such that I have not cleaned up. So here it is...

So I was on aisle 12 in the grocery store, the “store” was filled with people, selling and shopping like an open market. I see people talking about how “its too much”, “No one will ever buy that”. I look around the corner, and there is a guy with a shopping cart and all that is inside it is a piece of rectangle cardboard that has $260 written on it and a Santoku chefs knife with the upper tip of it laying on the side of the coardboard. He was yelling, “Uber Knife for WoW(World of Warcraft) for sale!” “It may only be for lower levels but it is the best knife you can get!”. I remember thinking yeah that would be nice to have, I wonder if i can buy it, then remember feeling a little embarrassed about trying to spend all my money on just a knife.

Well doing something like that was apparently illegal, so I went up to where customer service was and it was packed out, and even the counter was a lot bigger and curved around. So I waited a bit and got up there. They told me, “yeah we got him, but we will add you to the witness list", and he gave me a piece of paper with information about it and it said witness: 3. I look around and see my sister that works there, she seemed kind of sickly looking. I kinda say “Hi” to her there and headed to the front door. This black girl comes up to me and asks me to walk her to the car, I say “why not” and we head out of the store and out to a parking structure.

We are on the main level of it, and all of a sudden this black van rolls up fast and slams on the breaks. Well this black guy comes out and starts yelling at the girl, his sister, to get in the car he is taking her home today. He starts pulling her so I go up and make him stop. He gets in a small fight with me which is weird because I don't remember actually hitting him. He eventually gives up and says, “I'll be back for you”, the girl gets in the car and leaves.

Next thing I know I'm at home and sitting in my computer chair, we apparently didn't have a front porch, because he drove up in the same van, someone was in the passenger seat this time but didn't see who it was. So he pulls up and stick half his body out the window and start looking around, I'm just sitting there hoping he doesn't see me. The passenger points and says something like “there he is”, he looks directly at me and starts to aim a gun, I duck down to the ground, he shoots once and drives off.

I am sitting in the kitchen with two people, a guy and a girl both about mid 30s in age. They were both carrying guns and they were here to protect me. I talked to them a bit, they said they were secret agents. I was a bit surprised and asked why they would protect me from some guy like that. “There is more then just some guy with a gun after you” is what the guy told me, I'm just like “huh?”

We finish our conversation and I went to head back to my room down the hallway, I go past my sister's door and see some guy looking in the window, smiling really big, looking at me. Next thing I know there are these two pointy looking daggers made out of snow are floating right next to him. There seemed to be a lot of snow in the back yard and none in the front. So he tosses these dagger objects at me with out even touching them and I duck behind the wall. I'm thinking, Oh so THATS how you do it. I peek back into the room and he is still out there. So I pick up two things of snow with my mind and cause them to start spinning, they look like disks of snow with a ball in the center. So I make them move towards him, and he blocks and dodges them, at the same time attacking me with more snow daggers. This goes on for a little bit, then the secret agent guy, I see him out side shooting at the man outside. I'm like great and go back to the kitchen. The secret agent girl is looking out the window above the sink holding her gun up, looking around.

These missiles come flying through the window at me, like 5 in a row. I stop them with my mind and shoot them back out side at the smiling man out there. The secret agent guy comes in and says “good job, but I think he got away”.

So he says he has to make some calls and the secret agent girl takes me to the back of the house, to my mother's room and says wait in here for now. Her room was different but pretty much the same it is now. There was a small set of drawers where her closet is. On top of it were several objects and a phone. It starts ringing and I pick it up. I here this guy telling me rhymes and riddles, which I can't remember at the moment. He waits for my reply, and I say, “I dunno, 10 tetris blocks?”.

He then hangs up, to my left near where the secret agent girl was the entire side of the wall blows up, wood goes flying every where and these guys come rushing in. I yelled at them , “what do you think your doing!” He says “well you said 10 pounds of explosives” I couldn't believe what had just happened, apparently they were the people the secret agent guy called. After that I noticed the secret agent girl was laying on the ground hurt. So I pick her up and she is telling me that she is fine and everything is alright. I go sit down on the couch in the living room, still holding her, and start counting the big cuts on the right side of her. I count 13 and say, “13 cuts and bruises, you are defiantly not alright.”. Next thing I know my mother is sitting on the couch to the left watching TV, she turns and starts yelling at me, about “look what I did”, “why did you use 10 pounds of explosives”, “who would do something like that”. I tried to argue with her, saying I didn't know, its not my fault but it fell on deaf ears.

So next place I am is in the basement, the people are guarding the house up stairs. There is this older mad scientist guy and his assistant, a young teen girl who seemed just as crazy if not more then he was. They were going to run some tests on my head and see what was going on, so I was laying on some stairs, there were some in our home that went from the end of the hall way where my room is, but it was a little different, the hallway went down longer and into some stairs that headed into the basement. So I'm laying on the stairs and they start shooting this yellow lightning stuff into my head, it kinda hurt. So they eventually stopped and some reason had a clone of me, a copy that they started doing that too, running tests to see if they could “fix” me, I assume me moving stuff with my mind was a problem. So they keep going with the tests and the clone explodes! Into this yellow goo stuff. I make a suggestion about putting a sign in the basement window about running mustard tests. After that I said bye and headed up stairs.

I remember in my dream seeing my sister, the black guy who shot at me before, and his sister all walking to our house down a dirt road. My sister hardly looked like herself, she was kinda of blue, had fur, and has these wolf type legs on her lower body. Hard to explain. Anyway, she had no idea the black guy was planning to kill me and was taking him to the house. Well the sister of the black guy started to do something that made them stop and wait, and my sister started to lay on the ground kicking her weird feet yelling “come on, lets go!”, like a child's tantrum.

So I remember going back up stairs and into the living room, the guy who was smiling out side was standing right there next to the TV. All the secret agents, my mother and guys who came in the explosion were all passed out. He told me to have a seat, so I sat down on the couch. He starts talking to me about things, can't remember any more, and shows me some of his powers and stuff. Then he shoves a glass in my face, tells me to drink it and hands it to me. I drink some of it, start to get woozy and pass out. Next thing I know I'm waking up in a car with him, we are driving down in a cave really fast, some reason I knock him out and take over driving. I'm dodging stalagmites and things, and start yelling, “where is the flux capacitor on this thing!”.

So there is this white light and I am no longer in the car. There is this huge cave with a stone alter type thing, I am laying on it. There is light only coming down where I am. This girl/shadow thing comes up to me, she was rather tall, looked like a young girl dressed in black, but something was different her skin looked funny and she didn't move much when she walked. Suddenly something comes over me, strong lustful feelings for her and I go after her as she walks away quickly. She just keeps walking, I notice things moving on the floor as I move towards her, I am totally out of my mind at this point, can't control myself. These things moving on the floor are shadows with red eyes, shaped like bats. They move on the ground and start eating my shadow. Then they fly off and there eyes turn a light blue. I get back in control of myself and am normal again, I look at her again and the same thing happens, the bats eyes turn red again and move towards me and repeat what happen last time. This area we walked too is a bit brighter then the last. (continued)

To my right I see people and walk up to them. An older guy with a beard and a small girl. I go up and he tells me he is Merlin the great wizard, and the girl mentions her name, thought I cannot remember. They seem kind of strange just by looking at them, they begin tell me about the shadow girl, though I didn't not hear them well. This time I look at her, and start to get that feeling but resist it this time. Merlin pats me on the shoulder and says good job, not many can resist her. So we head down to where she is, and there is this huge square stone table, with a huge pile of trash on it from Christmas. Wrapping paper, cards, food and other things can be seen. I'm just looking at this pile and to the left out of the corner of my eye walks Santa Clause, looking at the pile as well. I try and talk to him but he ignores me and just goes back to the pile of trash. He starts picking through it, holds up some torn wrapping paper, and says “look at this, this is perfectly good why do they throw this out”.

He continues to do this several times about different things. The cave is rather bright in this area, seems there is a window of some kinda behind us, huge, all you can see is white though. The shadow/girl is just standing there staring out at it. Merlin, the girl and Santa start picking through the garbage. I'm getting to under stand that all these people have just completely lost their minds and are pretty much crazy.

I go off for awhile and look around. The shadow girl calls me back to the room and I go in and the table is smaller, with still some garbage on it and 4 plates and chairs two on each side, the plates had half eaten food from it. I take a seat on the back side next to the shadow girl with Santa and the little girl on the other side, Merlin is no where to be found. The three of them start eating, and look down at my plate. It looks like a bunch of half eaten strawberries and other berry fruit. Santa starts saying, “Why does he get the good stuff, and holds up his plate with a whole upside down broccoli stalk on it. I say sure I'll take it, but the shadow/girl, tells Santa, “No, he is out guest he gets the good food.”, and they go back to eating. Then I woke up...

Had to make it in two posts, wouldn't fit in just one.

You're right. It was an interesting dream. There were a lot of archetypes and cultural icons in it as well. My favorite parts were the "10 tetris blocks" mistaken for 10 pounds of explosives, and Santa complaining you get all the good food.