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    Smiley

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    It is after all a bad jokes page :shock: Hello Marcia!
    Smiley, Feb 23, 2004
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    Marcia

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    Hi Smiley!

    Knock knock.
    Who's there.
    Duane.
    Duane who?
    Duane the bathtub. I'm dwowning.

    :)
    Marcia, Feb 24, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Oilivia
    Olivia who?
    I live here so you get lost!
    :rofl:
    Maljonic, Feb 24, 2004
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    Anonymous

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    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there.
    Banana.
    Banana who.
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say Banana.

    :p
    Anonymous, Feb 24, 2004
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    Marcia

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    Oops. Guest was me. Forgot to sign in.

    :roll:
    Marcia, Feb 24, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    Why did the lion eat the torch? Because he wanted a light snack.
    Maljonic, Feb 24, 2004
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    Marcia

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    :) Cute.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
    Marcia, Feb 25, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.
    Maljonic, Feb 25, 2004
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    Marcia

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    You had to outdo me, didn't you?

    I'll get you for this :evil:
    Marcia, Feb 25, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    You can take the joke one step further than that, but it's rude so I wont.
    Maljonic, Feb 25, 2004
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    Marcia

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    Well, then I'll have to figure it out myself.
    Marcia, Feb 25, 2004
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    Q: Why do witches use brooms to fly? A: Because vacuums are too heavy.
    Paul, Mar 2, 2004
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    A Buddhist goes to the dentist for a filling, and refuses an anaesthetic....
    He wants to transcend dental medication :doh:
    Nicko, Mar 13, 2004
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    Q. why are camels called ships of the desert?
    A. because there full of arabian semen! :?
    Anonymous, Mar 29, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    Two monkeys stumbled into a wall. They were plastered!
    Maljonic, Mar 29, 2004
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    I man walks into a bar. Ouch!!
    Dark Angel, Mar 29, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

    Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
    Maljonic, Mar 29, 2004
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    Marcia

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    Two elephants are in a bathtub. One elephant says to the other, "Pass the soap." The other elephant says, "No soap. Radio."
    Marcia, Mar 29, 2004
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    When does a bed grow longer?
    At night, because two feet are added to it.
    Paul, Apr 2, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    Three guys are applying for job with the CIA. They got all the way to the final test.

    So the first guy walks into the directors office and sits down. The director reaches in his desk and pulls out a pistol. Lays it on his desk in front of the guy. Tells him, "This test is to test your loyalty. Take this gun and go up the stairs and go into the first room on your right. Your wife will be in there. Put a bullet in her head." The guy looks at him and says,"no way." So the director says, "You fail."

    The next guy comes in. The director tells him the same thing. Guy picks up the gun and head for the room. Comes back about 15 minutes later. Tells the director that he just couldn`t go through with it. The director says, "you fail."

    So now the third guy comes in, same scene. Guy heads up to the room. The director hears 3 shots, followed by a whole lot of ruckus (glass breaking, furniture getting smashed). Guy comes back in all beat up and his clothes tore up. The director goes, "What happened to you?" Guy replies, "After three shots I realized that there were blanks in the gun so I had to choke her to death."
    Maljonic, Apr 4, 2004
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