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    Nicko

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    I like it :lol:
    Nicko, Dec 27, 2003
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    q. What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs?
    a. Nice tits!
    Paul, Jan 15, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    Bloody hell that was quick, I've only just got the forums back up and running a few minutes ago! :)
    Maljonic, Jan 15, 2004
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    Paul

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    q. Why don't matches play baseball?
    a. One strike, and they're out. :oops:
    Paul, Jan 15, 2004
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    iamagoblin

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    weve been waiting jon....
    what do you call an epyleptic man in a forrest?
    Russel!
    iamagoblin, Jan 17, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. :rofl:
    Maljonic, Jan 18, 2004
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    Paul

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    Q: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?

    A: wave at him. :lol:
    Paul, Jan 18, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    :spit:
    Maljonic, Jan 18, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    "My wife is an angel."

    "Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
    Maljonic, Jan 22, 2004
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    iamagoblin

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    Q. what do you call a man with no limbs in the sea?

    A. bob!
    iamagoblin, Jan 23, 2004
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    iamagoblin

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    why was peter looking down the toilet?

    he was looking for pooh!

    :?
    iamagoblin, Feb 1, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    [​IMG]
    Maljonic, Feb 1, 2004
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    Paul

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    Where do you find a dog with no legs?

    Where you left it.
    Paul, Feb 4, 2004
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    iamagoblin

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    is it called woodbine and can you take it for a drag round the park?
    iamagoblin, Feb 4, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system.

    ''As soon as I clock off'' he said, ''I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.'' The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle.

    A little old lady sitting there whispered, ''There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first.'' :mrgreen:
    Maljonic, Feb 5, 2004
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    Paul

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    Why did the rooster cross the road? To show that he wasn't chicken.
    Paul, Feb 10, 2004
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    iamagoblin

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    why did the pervert cross the road? he was stuck to the chicken.
    iamagoblin, Feb 11, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    why did the pony have a sore throat?

    because he was a little horse.... awwww 8)
    Maljonic, Feb 11, 2004
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    What does Cinderella take to the beach when she goes swimming? A pair of glass flippers! :mrgreen:
    Paul, Feb 14, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
    "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

    "But why?" asks the man.

    "I'm a divorce lawyer."
    Maljonic, Feb 15, 2004
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