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    iamagoblin

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    2 parrots sat on a perch, parrot1 to parrot 2-can u smell fish?



    this is my favorite joke.

    hmmm.....
    iamagoblin, Jun 27, 2003
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    Pippa666

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    <groan> :wink:
    Pippa666, Jun 27, 2003
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    Nicko

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    just goes to show.. the old ones arent always the best!!

    7 for effort though!

    Did you hear the one about the frog with ear wax and a stereophonic syringe?
    Nicko, Jun 27, 2003
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    Maljonic

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    no....
    Maljonic, Jun 28, 2003
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    Nicko

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    neither did he.. :( Im pathetic. You dont have to agree so heartedly :evil:
    Nicko, Jun 28, 2003
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    They are both very poor jokes but I think I can sink even lower!

    Heard about the magic tractor that went down the road and turned into a field... :oops:

    Just brilliant isn't it?
    colonesque10, Jun 29, 2003
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    iamagoblin

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    8.49am 0n a sunday morning?!!?
    iamagoblin, Jun 29, 2003
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    That can't have been the time in britain because i'm pretty sure that i've never seen that hour of that particular day. :lol:
    Anonymous, Jul 6, 2003
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    colonesque10

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    Quote:

    8.49am 0n a sunday morning?!!?


    That can't have been the time in britain because i'm pretty sure that i've never seen that hour of that particular day. :shock:

    Doh! Didn't log in! Sorry :roll:
    colonesque10, Jul 6, 2003
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    Maljonic

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    Sunday morning? Nah, must be a goblin thing... I've heard of Sunday mourning; the day after Saturday night out. :)
    Maljonic, Jul 6, 2003
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    D'baser

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    Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

    A. A Drug dealer can't wash his crack and re-sell it

    ^^^^^^^Highlight for answer!!^^^^^^^

    Bad joke, no? ;)
    D'baser, Jul 11, 2003
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    Pippa666

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    Lol I think thats quite funny :lol:
    Pippa666, Jul 11, 2003
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    D'baser

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    ...thought you might ;)
    D'baser, Jul 11, 2003
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    Paul

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    you wicked filthy lot! :tomato: :lol:
    Paul, Jul 11, 2003
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    D'baser

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    Another bad joke...(may be offensive)

    Q. What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive?

    A. Popeye kicked the fuck out of him
    D'baser, Jul 17, 2003
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    Pippa666

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    lol
    Pippa666, Jul 17, 2003
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    Heres another poor joke for you fans of bad jokes.

    'Scientific studies show 99% of men would love to be a table cloth. It's the only chance they have of getting laid 3 times a day and pulled off at night'

    :D :? :roll:
    colonesque10, Aug 26, 2003
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    Maljonic

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    How about this one, it's pretty bad:

    Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing.
    "Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.

    "I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.

    When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.

    "Why are you crying?" asked the girl.

    The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
    :D
    Maljonic, Aug 26, 2003
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    Paul

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    I don't necasarily agree with this but:

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,

    >Naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

    >

    >Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and opens to

    >trade, especially for someone with cash.

    >

    >Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and

    >convinced of her own beauty.

    >

    >Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm

    >and a desirable place to visit.

    >

    >Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and

    >all conquering past.

    >

    >Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted

    >By past mistakes.

    >

    >Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are

    >now unpatrolled.

    >

    >After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful with a mysterious past

    >and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and

    >a thirst for

    >spiritual knowledge visit there.

    >

    >GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

    >

    >Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
    Paul, Aug 27, 2003
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    Maljonic

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    Some would consider that an accurate name for mister Bush....
    Maljonic, Aug 28, 2003
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