I went to the dentist,i said"have you got anything for tooth decay?"
He gave me a bag of sugar. :dancing1:

I went to the doctors,i said"Have you got anything for stomach ache?"
He kicked me in the bollocks. :grinbounce:

Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch. :eatarrow:

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
footprints in the butter. :explode:

I mean really how could an elephant put his foot in the fridge? :dirtymonkey:

I like the leper joke, its sick yet funny..just my cup of T :lol:

what did the lepper say to the prostitute?
"you can keep the tip" :roll:

eeeewwwwwwww lol

lol cool jokes but what do leeds united fans do when they win the UEFA cup

answer: Turn of the Playstation and go to bed

lol funny

the leper joke is quite funny but very grown up and fantastic

a joke for u

WHAT DO U CALL AN ENGLISH BATTER WHO SCORES 100+ RUNS IN A MATCH

ANSWER: A BOWLER