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    Anonymous

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    Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?
    Because it nose.
    Anonymous, Feb 17, 2004
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    A 6yr old and a 4yr old are up stairs in their bedroom.
    You know what? says the 6yr old, "I think its about time we started swearing." The 4yr old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfeast Im gonna swear first, then you swear after me ok?" "Ok" the 4yr old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6yr old what he wants for breakfeast. "Oh, shit mum, I guess i'll have some coco pops" WHACK !! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4yr old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do you wany for breakfeast, young man?"
    "I dont know" he blubbers, "but it wont be fucking coco pops".
    :lol:
    colonesque10, Feb 17, 2004
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    iamagoblin

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    LOL!
    wrong section colenesque, thats a good joke! :lol:
    iamagoblin, Feb 18, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    back on topic then:

    Why did the turtle cross The road?
    To get to the SHELL station.
    Maljonic, Feb 18, 2004
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    Marcia

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    Hi. I've been lurking unregistered for a while.

    Why did the plum ask the banana out?
    He couldn't get a date.
    Marcia, Feb 19, 2004
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    Pippa666

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    Lo Marcia :) that bad joked fitted in vy well :)
    Pippa666, Feb 19, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    Bravo! :)

    What is a Baby's motto?
    If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again.
    Maljonic, Feb 20, 2004
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    Marcia

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    Thank you. I only posted because a coworker told me that one just as I was on my way out the door of my job and I thought it would fit in well.

    I don't know too many bad jokes, mostly good jokes that I ruin by telling badly :)

    Good bad jokes everyone.
    Marcia, Feb 20, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    I usually only remember the bad jokes, like....


    How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. :lol:
    Maljonic, Feb 21, 2004
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    Marcia

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    It actually took me a moment to figure that one out. How sad am I?

    A mama skunk had two sons named In and Out. One day In got lost, so mama sent Out to find him. Some time later Out came back with In. Mama was very relieved and asked Out how he found his brother. Out said "Instinct." :)
    Marcia, Feb 21, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    What do get when you put a bird, a car and a dog together? A flying car pet!
    Maljonic, Feb 21, 2004
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    Or a bird, a car and a cat. :idea:
    Smiley, Feb 21, 2004
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    Marcia

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    Hee hee.

    You know, I should probably get some bad jokes from my mother. She tells bad jokes like these all the time, but she thinks they are actually hysterically funny and laughs and laughs.

    My family :?
    Marcia, Feb 22, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    I know exactly what you mean :)

    I have a dirty joke. A young woman and a young man fell in a muddy puddle.
    Maljonic, Feb 22, 2004
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    iamagoblin

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    my mums the same but also likes to hit me on the arm to get the point across :poke:
    by the way, hello from old york marcia! :D
    iamagoblin, Feb 22, 2004
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    Marcia

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    My mom doesn't hit, but my dad elbows me hard in the ribs when I sit next to him at the movies and a part comes on that he thinks is funny.

    Hello from new, but not improved, york :)
    Marcia, Feb 22, 2004
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    Smiley

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    :p

    Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
    Smiley, Feb 23, 2004
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    Marcia

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    That's getting a bit intellectual, isn't it? :)

    Mom's favorite:

    You're pretty....................
    Pretty ugly.
    Marcia, Feb 23, 2004
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    Maljonic

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    Q. How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A. Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to hold the breasts, I mean ladder.
    Maljonic, Feb 23, 2004
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    iamagoblin

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    LOL! :lol: nice one mal
    how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? fish. :shock:
    iamagoblin, Feb 23, 2004
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