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    Maljonic

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    Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the toilet so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to pee.''
    The mother said, ''Son don't say pee in church. Next time you have to pee, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.

    The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the toilet.

    He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''

    The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''
    Maljonic, Sep 27, 2003
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    Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby?
    A: Your dad's a wanker.
    Maljonic, Sep 28, 2003
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    lol
    Pippa666, Sep 29, 2003
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    A train hits a bus load of school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter. St Peter asks first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

    She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with
    the tip of my finger.

    St Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass
    through the gate."

    St Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you ever had
    any contact with a penis?"

    The girl is a little reluctant but replies

    "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says "OK, dip your whole
    hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

    All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
    girl is pushing her way to the frontof the line.

    When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says "Susan! What seems
    to be the rush?"

    The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want
    to do it before Jackie sticks her arse in " :beamup2:
    Paul, Oct 1, 2003
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    At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
    "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "what is the opposite of joy?"

    "Sadness," said the student.

    "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

    "Elation," she said.

    "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "what about the opposite of woe?"

    The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up' ".
    Maljonic, Oct 3, 2003
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    What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
    A Roamin' Catholic.
    :lol:
    Paul, Oct 4, 2003
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    Maljonic

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    What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

    Bacon and legs!
    8)
    Maljonic, Oct 8, 2003
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    At Mal's request..

    'How many blondes does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?'
    Answer: 'Five. One to stir the mixture and four to peel the M&M's

    Told you it was worth the wait Mal :lol:
    colonesque10, Oct 10, 2003
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    Thanks Col, it was worth the wait :)
    Maljonic, Oct 10, 2003
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    Maljonic

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    Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon.

    Sit still and don't stir. :eatarrow:
    Maljonic, Oct 11, 2003
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    What do blondes say after sex?
    ''Are you boys all in the same band?''
    Paul, Oct 14, 2003
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    Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains..

    Pull yourself together..

    Q: Whats the difference between the pubs in Leeds and the Pubs in York?

    A: The pubs in York sell beer, wine,spirits and food..
    The pubs in Leeds sell beer, wine, spirits, food and watches,mobile phones, TVs, video recorders..... :(
    Nicko, Oct 15, 2003
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    Maljonic

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    I like the second joke; I soppose you could apply it to wherever you live and stick your least favourite surrounding town in for the last bit. :D
    Maljonic, Oct 15, 2003
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    Whats the difference between Robbie Williams and Walt Disney?

    Robbie Williams sings but Walt 'does ne'!!! :oops:
    Nicko, Oct 19, 2003
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    Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?

    To Get To The Other Slide.

    P.S. Thanks Orrdos :)
    Maljonic, Oct 22, 2003
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    Why did the chicken with an eye patch cross the road?

    To get to the birds eye shop! :dancing:
    Nicko, Oct 22, 2003
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    Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
    They're making headlines! :lol:
    Paul, Oct 24, 2003
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    Good one Paul!

    Have you heard about the new microwave beds?

    You get 8 hours sleep in 6 minutes! :lol:
    Nicko, Oct 25, 2003
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    What's Mary short for?
    She's got no legs. :D
    Paul, Oct 25, 2003
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    Nicko

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    (Dog breeds)
    Whats the definition of a shitzu?

    One that has no animals...
    Nicko, Oct 25, 2003
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